Too fat to work

UK's Telegraph:

Philip Chawner, 53, and his 57-year-old wife Audrey weigh 336 pounds. Their daughter Emma, 19, weighs 238 pounds, while her older sister Samantha, 21, weighs 252 pounds.

The family from Blackburn claim £22,508 a year in benefits, equivalent to the take-home pay from a USD $43,698 salary.

The Chawners haven't worked in 11 years, claim their weight is a hereditary condition and the money they receive is insufficient to live on.

Mr Chawner said: "What we get barely covers the bills and puts food on the table.

It's not our fault we can't work. We deserve more."

Bollocks.