The motherfucking president

Actual quotes from the actual President of the United States, as read for his 2002 audio book of Dreams From My Father.

1) "Sure you can have my number baby!"



2) "You ain't my bitch, nigga. Buy yo own damn fries."



3) "This shit's gettin' way too complicated for me."



4) "There are white folks, and then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you."



5) "Now you know that guy ain't shit. Sorry ass motherfucker got nothin' on me, right? Nothin'"