Saturday, February 28

Looks about right

From that speech:
I think about Ty’Sheoma Bethea, the young girl from that school I visited in Dillon, S.C. -– a place where the ceilings leak, the paint peels off the walls, and they have to stop teaching six times a day because the train barrels by their classroom. She has been told that her school is hopeless, but the other day after class she went to the public library and typed up a letter to the people sitting in this room. She even asked her principal for the money to buy a stamp. The letter asks us for help, and says, “We are just students trying to become lawyers, doctors, congressmen like yourself and one day president, so we can make a change to not just the state of South Carolina but also the world. We are not quitters.”

[...] if we confront without fear the challenges of our time and summon that enduring spirit of an America that does not quit, then someday years from now our children can tell their children that this was the time when we performed, in the words that are carved into this very chamber, “something worthy to be remembered.”
Yet from that budget and long-term spending:


Don't worry America, we're not quitting. We're just switching cig brands from MakeYouSafer to MakeEconomyHealthier, whilst preserving the time-tested legendary effectiveness of YourGovernmentSpendingYourMoney:



See? It employs additional hands and can go on forever. Infinite job creation!

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