More than an effete librul who pals around with terrorists

Barack Hussein Obama is not just a secret Muslim Arab family man, nor just a Black Messianic Jesus Racist White Terrorist Technocrat, nor just an FDR Fascist Socialist Gay Womanizing Naive Cynical Insider with NO EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE who's also been a Boring Radical Unaccomplished Elite Gaffe-Prone Pedophile and Pedophile-Seducing Liberation Theology Atheist for most of his life. He doesn't just have a bunch of scary friends from - wait for it! - the Nineteen Hundred And Sixties. And he's not just going to destroy America, but the whole world!

Did I mention he's a nigger? How could we have been so blind?!?