Ukrainian army ad

This was shown on TV to recruit service men on a contract basis.



Translation:

Girl 1: Would you take us for a ride in your BMW?
BMW Guy: Even to the end of the world!
Soldier: Hey, I’d like to down some vodka, girls!
Girl 1: Just a second!
Girl 2: Where do you live?
Soldier: Right here - daytime at work, and at night in the clubs!
Girl 1: Which work?
Soldier: Contract of course!
Blonde Girl: Contract? Marriage contract or what?
Girl 3: Army contract, stupid!
BMW Guy: Hey, don’t you wanna ride in my car?
Girls: Forget it, take yourself for a ride!
Narrator: It’s time for new heroes! With contract based service in the Ukrainian armed forces!