Four doctors of different nationalities meet in a lounge.
The Japanese doctor pipes up and says: 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'
The German doctor says: 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'
The British doctor says: 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'
Not to be outdone, the Texan says: 'You guys are way behind. We just took a man with half a brain out of Texas, put him in a white house, and now half the country is looking for work!
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