Next Beer Summit

And it goes a little something like this...

Red Stripe, the beer in the short, stubby, ugly bottle. If ugly people stand next to a Red Stripe, they look beautiful. You, Bibi. Yeah? Would you say that you're ugly? You are very ugly! Here, hold this Red Stripe. Look! You are beautiful.

Red Stripe, it's beer! Hooray beer! ... Says the beautiful man.

Addendum: here's the 'tube