Nobel jokes

Via George Stephanopolous...

Obama’s Teleprompter: Big Guy says Bill Clinton called and was gracious in defeat; offered to fly Kanye West over 4 the Nobel awards ceremony.

Erick Erickson: Obama is becoming Jimmy Carter faster than Jimmy Carter became Jimmy Carter.

Ana Marie Cox: Apparently Nobel prizes now being awarded to anyone who is not George Bush.

Headline over AP analysis: He Won, But For What?

Kathryn Jean Lopez: I want to buy the world a coke.

Ezra Klein: Obama also awarded Nobel prize in chemistry. "He's just got great chemistry," says Nobel Committee.

Adam Bromberg: Nobel Prize Committee must be staffed by out of work comedy writers.

Kristina Hernandez: It was the Beer Summit that put Obama over the edge.

Jake Tapper: Apparently the standards are more exacting for an ASU honorary degree these days.